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柯桥英语考试学校_英语笑话带翻译

英语笑话带翻译主题:【Give up your seat to a lady】给女士让座

says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

"You've done the right " says Mommy.

"But I was on daddy's lap."

小强尼说:“妈妈,今天早上和爸爸在公车上时,他叫我让座给一位女士。”

妈妈说:“你做得很对呀。”

“但是,妈妈,我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”

英语笑话带翻译主题2:【Where It Be 】

A is very good at using every to his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two of so it must be in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it be ?" She for an .  

"Plug in nose." is the .

一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天,她拿着一个插头对儿子说:“看,这里有两个铜片,那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢?”母亲期待着儿子的回答。

“插在鼻子里!”儿子回答说。

英语笑话带翻译主题3:【一场特殊的足球比赛】

Mike was late for . He said to his Mr. " me for my late, sir. I a match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" the .

" team could win the game, so it a long time." Mike.

麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起,老师,今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。

“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜,所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。

英语笑话带翻译主题4:【狗也知道这个谚语吗?】

The boy did not like the look of the dog.

"It's all " said a "don't be . Don't you know the : dogs don't bite?"

"Ah, yes," the boy. "I know the but does the dog know the too?"

一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。

“没有关系,”一位先生“啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?”

英语笑话带翻译主题5:【绝配】

A is so proud of a vase that she to have her the same color as the vase. try to match the but none comes close to the woman.

a who is he can mix the color. The woman is with the and the .

Years he and turns the over to his son."Dad, “says the son, there’s I’ve got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so ?"

"Son”, the I the vase."

一个富有的主妇很是骄傲因为她收藏了一件非常有价值的古董花瓶,于是她决定把卧室粉刷成与花瓶同样的颜色。许多油漆匠都试图尽力与花瓶的颜色匹配,但是没有任何人能做得 让那古怪的女人满意的。

一个油漆匠很自信他能做到,最终他成功了。那个主妇很满意,于是这个油漆匠也变得很出名。

多年以后,油漆匠要退休了,他把自己的生意交给儿子去经营。“爸爸”儿子问“我还有些事情想知道,你怎么能把墙粉刷得和花瓶的颜色那么相配?”“儿子”爸爸回答到“我只不过是把花瓶刷了。”

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