搞笑的短篇英语笑话：Home
A man walks into his 's and puts a note on the table for the to read. It said, "I
can't talk! Help me!"
The and the man to put his thumb on the table. The man to
that his thumb has to do with his to talk, but he does as the .
The up a big book and the man's thumb with it as hard as he could.
"!!!" the man .
"Good, good," the said. "Come back and we'll work on the 'B'."
搞笑的短篇英语笑话：Take Thee To A
some nuns (whose their view) at a game, three men
to the nuns in an to get them to move.
In a very loud the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns
there."
The guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to , there are only 50 nuns there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho , there are only 25 nuns there."
One of the nuns at the men, and in a very calm voice said, "Why don't you
go to hell? There aren't any nuns there!"
搞笑的短篇英语笑话：Like like son 有其父必有其子
Once a boy's beat his for with fire in the .
The boy's saw this and he got about his son. So he took and began
. The was and asked:
"Why are you ?"
"You are my son and I'm your son." The boy's .
一个小孩因为玩火被爷爷打了一顿。
孩子的父亲看到后很心疼自己的儿子。因此，他拿起一根棍子开始打自己。孩子的爷爷见到后很不理解，便问道：
“你为什么打你自己呢?”
孩子的父亲说：“因为你打了我儿子，所以我也要打你儿子。”
搞笑的短篇英语笑话： Mark Twain 心不在焉的马克·吐温
The Mark Twain was for his .
One day, when he was in a the asked him for his 。
Mark Twain for the in all his but he didn't find it. At last, the
knew the so he said: "It doesn't . Show me your on your way back. And if you don't
find it, there is no ."
"Oh, but I must find the how will I know where I am going?"
美国著名作家马克吐温以心不在焉著称于世。
一天，他乘火车去旅行，列车员找他查票。
马克·吐温翻遍了所有衣服的口袋，也没有找到车票。正好列车员认识这位作家，便说：“真的没什么大不了的。回
来时你把车票给我看看好了。万一找不到，也没有多大关系。”
“哦，我必须找到这该死的东西，不然我怎么知道自己要上哪儿去呢?”
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